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The Kilted Life Returns!

This website has been stagnant because of other real life issues, but I am returning to get some new content on here. Essentially, I want this website to be a source for kilt reviews. What I will work on, over time, is reviews for some of the common kilt companies out there and the kilts that they provide. I will endeavor to make this process as journalistic as possible and I hope it will be appreciated and people will use this as part of their kilt buying process. I still want to point people to "X Marks the Scot" as well as it is a superb source for buying information. As with anything however, the more you know before buying, the happier you will be with your product! If anybody would like to contribute to this endeavor, please send me a review of a kilt OR accessory that you OWN (no vendor reviews), including all pertinent info such as manufacturer, price, material of construction, delivery time, packaging, quality of material, quality of design, quality of tailoring, durability, extras, feel (how it hangs), and any final thoughts that come to mind. Try to be as constructively critical and impartial as possible. Submit them to me with a minimum of 3 photos of the kilts or accessories showcasing specifics of how they look or are constructed. Be as detailed as possible. Try to have one image with it hanging or even better, you wearing it, but you don't have to show your face if you don't want to. Send all files to me zipped and I'll post them here to be read.

I have, because of this website, been solicited several times to carry and/or review a companies kilts and accessories. At this time, I am not looking to carry a line of kilts, however if somebody wants to send me accessories or a kilt in my size (44"-46") to review and write up an editorial, this I would be happy to do. Please contact me by email to arrange the details. Some people may be wondering what on earth gives me the skills to possibly do this. Well, frankly I'm passionate about kilts and accessories and I have seen a LOT of them. Secondly, I've been a graphic and web designer for years now (Want some work done for reasonable fees? Check out Braintree Multimedia Design.) and that gives me a bit of an eye for detail which I think will work for this. Finally, I just have fabulous tastes. (If you don't understand what that means, don't ask.) I've seen recently many inquiries like "is this kilt maker any good?" This is something I believe I can help with. If you're still not sure, read the review below of the Stillwater Kilts "solid black economy kilt" which I recently purchased and then decide.

Now, onto the review:

Economy Kilt unbaggedStillwater Kilts is located in Minneapolis, MN. You might ask yourself, "what on earth would a Minnesotan know about retailing kilts?" Well, as it turns out, quite a bit actually. Jerry V., owner of Stillwater Kilts, first off is quite friendly and pleasant to deal with. He was very intent on making my kilt buying experience positive. I should note here that I have owned mostly utility style kilts, so this was my first experience with a relatively "traditional" style kilt. I've had Sportkilts, and let me tell you that they just don't compare in quality or service. I should note here also that they are a kilt dealer. I suspect that they get their kilts made elsewhere, but I am unsure where. (If this is not correct, please let me know.) Using the web interface, I ordered a Stillwater Economy solid black kilt and was very happy with the price. The ordering process was fairly simple and straight forward, which I liked. Some places make you jump through hoops to buy their products. Stillwater takes Mastercard and Visa and you can use either Paypal or Google Checkout to buy your purchase through. The economy was an acrylic kilt which tend to be made of mediocre materials. Stillwater DO have a wool kilt by the way. Their "heavyweight" kilt is made from wool. I was expecting however a sloppily sewn kilt knock off much like my experience has been with a few other budget priced models.Well, I remained hopeful as I had heard some good things about Stillwater, and let me say that hope was NOT misplaced!

It arrived WELL packed via USPS to my door. The kilt and all of the accessories that I ordered arrived in a logoed bag neatly folded and slid into the USPS flat rate box. I was impressed simply by the care in which it was packed. It showed that this simply was not just a retail business for Jerry. He definitely has the customer's happiness as a primary concern. As example of this, when I used the website to order and then wrote back because I had forgotten to order a kilt pin, he hooked me up without having to run through the web interface again. Much appreciated! As I pulled the kilt free, I was quite surprised about how well constructed it look. At first, I felt there must have been SOME thing I was missing. A loose stitch or a crooked seam. SOMETHING had to be wrong with it. No, it was as well constructed as it first appeared! I pulled it out of the bag along with all of the accessories and put them all on top of the bag so that I could inspect them.

The kilt all unpackedEconomy Kilt ArrivesI skipped over the accessories and went straight at the kilt, picking it up and marveling at it's heft. I was expecting a light thing, but I was happily surprised to find that the acrylic was heavier than expected. It had a density to it that one would assosiate with wool. The weave of the fabric did a reasonable job of imitating a wool type material. I held it up and draped it accross my laft hand and inspected the seams and stitching. The construction was well designed and executed. The stitching was very sturdy and even. I opened the garmant up and laid it open across my bed. The inside waistband had a nifty "Stillwater Kilts" logo tag stitched into it. It may seem like such an insignificant thing, but in my opinion, the devil is in the details. I pulled the front panel over and inspected the fringe and straps. The straps are not quite belt quality leather, but they were adequate, and more importantly, they were well sewn into the garment. The straps are sewn in with an "X" stitch rather than a box for added strength. Something like that is important to a big boy like me. I tend to put a lot of stress on seams and stiching!

Laying the kilt out open.More sewing detailI noticed that there was some sort of tack stitch in three places across the pleats. I presume this assists in the hemming as well as keeps the pleats in good shape during shipment. This also acts as a sort of garment "wear seal" for their return guarantee. In other words, Stillwater allows you return an unworn garment (with some exceptions) up to 30 days after purchase, provided this temporary stitching is still in place. That gives you the ability to try it on and see if it works and/or fits. That's a pretty nice guarantee! So I busily started taking out the stitches (I tried it on first) which was the biggest pain, but probably worthwhile having to do to be able to have a return guarantee. The tack stitches came out easier as I went along once I figured out to gently seperate each pleat apart as I went along. Once the last row of stitches was out, I was eager to try the garment back on. It went on fairly easy and I cinched the straps nice and snug. The sizing was dead on. Being familiar with the sizing lie of the garment industry in general and having bought many utility style kilts previously, I was certain of what size to order. This kilt, although right off a rack from stock, felt like it was made for me. That's the sign of a well fitting kilt. I didn't have a belt on and it fit just right. These kilts DO have kilt belt loops by the way for standard 2" kilts belts.

The hardware on the kilt is of fair quality. It does the job well. It's not overly chintzy or hollow which is appreciated. It's definitely not premium hardware, but you certainly couldn't expect that on a budget kilt. As mentioned above, the leather used for the strapping was fairly good. It's good and strong, so it's not going to fall apart on you anytime soon. I do wonder what kind of life span the straps will have, especially if washed. I think your best bet would be dry clean only here even though it's an inexpensive kilt made from poly. Again, you're not going to get premium leather on a budget kilt, but they appear they will last a good while and replacement straps are always available from their website should the need arise. I also purchased an inexpensive sporran which was stiff and basic, but surprisingly decent for under $20. Be aware though, for people burly or thick like I am, this sporran may not fit as intended. It will need to be adjusted. On my 44"-46" waist, it was tight and comically straight across the belt line. OK, I'll need to add chain to that one. Luckily I bought an extra accessory. SWK sell "Kilt Sporran Hangers" which hang the sporran from the belt. This could be an essential accessory for larger gents like myself! Essentially, they are two leather loops with snaps that wrap around any belt and they have chains hooked to them. Very handy! Just a little side note. if you want a sporran from SWK, try their Nightstalker. I bought one and I will have a review specifically of it very soon. They are truly very nice. They go quickly however, so if you see one on the website and are on the fence but seriously contemplating getting one, snap it up! The opportunity only presents itself once or twice a year.

Overall, I am extremely pleased with my purchase from Stillwater and they provide such a flattering price to my wallet! I plan to invest in one of their heavy "shadow tartan" kilts (bought -- will review soon) when they get some in later this year. I'd say, you can't go wrong if you're looking for a budget kilt by looking at Stillwater Kilts. Their unique line of accessories, especially their sporrans, give you enough budget options to really kit yourself out well for under $200. Maybe even less than $100 like I did. It certainly doesn't take the place of a kilt from a premium kilt maker, however these are much easier on the wallet and you just can't or wouldn't want to wear a $500 kilt for eveyday use!

unfolded buckle sewing detail SWK label


8/18/2008 4:50:43 PM Christopher • Kilted Life


Kilts are divine

I made this picture. I hope it amuses. I think I will make one for Utilikilts too. Maybe Steven and Megan will use it on their website. It's the kind of blasphemous stuff that they like. <grin>

Kilts are divine graphic

Here's another picture that I "photoshopped" using Arcsoft and Adobe Photoshop. It's made to look like me playing the bagpipes. I've been a long time admirer of bagpipers. About the only part there that is really me is the face. OK, so I cheat. Someday I'm gonna actually learn, but I just have so much other stuff going on, so until then, this will do. =) Click the Picture to see the larger version. (80K)

Piping Image

I'm working on a new Kilted Life interview of Izzy. I have the stuff. It's just getting it up online. I need to generate the pages to put online, but right now I have so many things that I should be doing if you know what I mean...

3/30/2004 1:49:12 PM Christopher • Kilted Life
Tartan Day - Queer as Folk  

Hal Sparks, former host of "Talk Soup", has been seen donning the Utilikilt. Hal has also been seen on the American version of "Queer as Folk", so he has quite a following. Check out his fan pages.

Also in the news of tartans, Tartan Week is coming to New York. Many major events are planned for the week of April 1-6, 2004. I wouldn't be surprised of some major kilt tailors set up some special shops. For instance, Geoffrey Tailor / 21st Century Kilts often comes to NY a couple times a year and are already slated to appear in NY at the Roosevelt Hotel on April 6, 9-6pm walk-ins or by appointment • 678-571-4746. If anybody has any additional information of vendors, send me an email. Keep tabs on Tartan Day in NY on the web at http://www.tartandayNY.com/.


3/11/2004 6:04:01 PM Christopher • Kilted Life
Website changes

I removed the Bravenet minipolls and guestmap. Suddenly and without warning they started leaving nice steaming piles of pop-up and advertisement doodoo all over my website. Although I really liked their service, I'm not going to let them hijack my website like that with ads and $30 a year for ONE service ad free like the guestmap or minipolls is just too much. I'm sorry to have to take them down, but that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess. When I get the new Kilted Life PHP website going, I don't think I'll even miss it although it was nice to visually SEE where people were located. I've got a few new submissions from people, but I am currently spread thin so it may take a few weeks, but look for the upgrades and new content.


3/6/2004 12:52:33 PM Christopher • Kilted Life
New news for the taking...

A new color of Survival Utilikilt is available dubbed "Sage Green". No pictures are available yet on the Utilikilt website. I have to say that I think the Survivor UK's look sweet, though I think they are a bit disproportionately priced compared to the other Utilikilts. I guess I won't be getting one any time soon. *sigh*

I have been thinking that my next utility kilt might be an Amerikilt. I like the direction they are going with their material styles and the price is right. I already have 4 UK's so I think it's about time for an AK to grace my closet ... Just as soon as I can get work in graphics and web design that is. Any offers?

I have two new interviews coming up soon. One from Tom Manuel of Tom's Café and one from Izzy from the Yahoo UK group. Should be an interesting read. Look for them soon.


3/1/2004 5:42:37 PM Christopher • Kilted Life
Inventor wears utilikilts at Burningman
Inventor of the Icopod wears utilikilts when he goes to Burning man. Not only does he have a nifty idea, he's comfortable being unbifurcated. Check out the video. There are only a few shots in his utilikilts, but the video is worth watching in it's whole entirety.

Meet Sanford Ponder
2/14/2004 10:11:14 PM Christopher • Kilted Life
From the book if Izzy:
Overheard recently on the Utilikilts Yahoo group in sarcasm and irony regarding kilts and religion:

And Jesus came to them, and He said "Behold My trousers! for they are just and good. And They shall be called Levi's of the Type 501."

All around Him stared in awe at the goodness of the Levi's, with their button-flyness and red tab on the back pocket.

But one man came forward and asked, "My Lord, what's up with the little pocket on the right-- your right, not my right? It's too small for anything, like fish or rocks...?"

And the clouds above parted to show the very face of God-- The angry face of God, for someone had questioned the existence of the little front Pocket. And the man who questioned the Pocket was thusly smoted...

~Izzy

Thou shalt wander not about My kingdom with thine loins ungirded!
Blessed are the betrowsered, for they shall inherit a reduced sperm
count and beget fewer offspring. Yea, even though the beskirted
heathens now be few, they shall one day inherit the earth!

~Dr. Todd

In other news in Utilikilt land regarding missing colors online to order of various style utilikilts:

The colors are still there, but just waiting in the wings. I suggest
you call UKHQ and custom order. We're in the midst of streamlining
production before the busy spring/summer season. The aim is to be
sleeker and more lithe before the crush. Olive and tan ducks in a row
first as it were....

enjoy!

~Miss Kitty~
--Design Minion

Let's hope that means more colors for Survival Utilikilts as well! At least this gave me a chance to use the useless and irritating gradient color behavior available for Dreamweaver. Heh.
2/12/2004 12:29:18 PM Christopher • Kilted Life


More “freestyler” vs “braveheart”
Steven from Utilikilts posted a comment on the Yahoo Utilikilt board regarding the whole "freestyler" vs "braveheart" which echoes my thoughts exactly:
Nobody can take back the ground We have made. Be comfortable in this. It is always going to be "Us",... all of us. One cannot distinguish an Us and Them if we are truly a We. We are. From beginning to end, if you want the trip to last, then put your money where your mouth is. Practice tolerance. Be your best example through action rather than .... Aw shit, ... What is friendly fire? Its a tough one. We are ultimately pushing open mindedness, now grit your teethe and follow through with confidence. Your "vibe" and "presence" are necessary ones. Thanx for being here and now. Growing has never been easy. -S-

2/10/2004 3:27:10 PM Christopher • Kilted Life

Various News
Recently, MSM (Million Skirted Men) took control of New York for a short while. Check out the New York Times article regarding the event. All in all, it sounds positive.

NY Times

On another note, I noticed that several guys are debating on the Yahoo Utilikilt group whether they should "associate" with "freestylers" in the effort to get MUGs accepted. Freestylers, in case you don't know, want to remove gender identity entirely from clothes where "Bravehearts" (or what ever the heck they want to call themselves) have a huge problem with this because they feel it is too close to cross dressing. I can understand this fear, but I think it is good to recognize that it is only fear. They are afraid it will progenerate the assumption with lay people that any guy wearing a skirt is cross dressing. Bravehearts want to get the kilt recognized and accepted as a man's garment.

I have a few huge problems with this condemnation. First of all, I have a difficult time endorsing a movement that cries for freedom in clothing that condemns somebody not too dissimilar from themselves. I think it is important to note here that there is a difference between freestylers and cross dressers and it is an important one at that. It's all about intent. Cross dressers want to feel feminine where freestylers want freedom to wear anything and still feel masculine. Some guys on the Yahoo board just don't seem to get this. OK, it's true that they don't have to understand, but for god's sakes they shouldn't condemn or they become no better than those that condemn kilts. How's that for irony? I certainly don't identify with freestylers because I think that some degree of gender identity is important, but I certainly don't feel like calling those that condemn freestylers as "brothers" either. Coming from a discriminated minority myself, I just can't condone that kind of poor behavior.
2/10/2004 10:50:25 AM Christopher • Kilted Life

Survivor's Richard Hatch
X Marks The Scot has some more pictures of Richard Hatch in the new Survivor Utilikilt on Survivor 8. Rupert, why hast thou not done the same?? ;-)
X marks the Scot

2/8/2004 9:55:52 AM Christopher • Kilted Life


The commercial dilemma
Many people as of late seem to be mourning the lack of entertaining commercialism surrounding the Super Bowl this year. Several articles online have stated that the commercials this year were rather poor in taste or even flat out disgusting. OK, I didn't like that equine farting, but personally I rather liked the Sierra Mist commercial. You know the one I am talking about. The one with the guy in a kilt giving his best Marilyn Monroe impersonation. I thought it was quite funny. Some people found it rather disgusting and I don't quite understand why. It was fine for Marilyn decades ago (though I know it caused quite a ruckus) but this is 2004 for god's sakes! How about some tongue in cheek here? Some of the remarks I found just as disturbing as some of the commercials themselves such as the one from the NY Times:
"I thought the Sierra Mist commercials were for Bud Light," a beer brand known for its puerile humor. The Sierra Mist spots, by BBDO Worldwide in New York, part of Omnicom, were focused on sight gags like a Scotsman who wore nothing under his kilt.

Was it really a shock? Hello?! Its THE ONE thing asked most often of people like us that wear them and then they get shocked about a commercial that exploits this as a joke? Sheesh. Or how about the comment from Super Market Guru that equates this commercial to child abuse??! Where in the hell did they get that one? OK, granted that nobody can take a criticism from a website titled "Supermarket Guru" seriously, but still that is a heavy allegation to make.

"The Sierra Mist commercials seemed uninspired -- especially the one that had the Scotsman standing over a grate with frigid air blowing up his kilt. Now, even though we got the reference to the Marilyn Monroe-Tom Ewell film "The Seven-Year Itch," we found it a little disconcerting when the commercial showed a little boy looking up the guy's kilt and saying to his father, "That's just wrong." It was wrong - but mostly because in an environment where child abuse is on the front pages and accusations are flying about how Michael Jackson behaves with young boys, this ad was tasteless and untimely."

It seems to me that people are worrying too much about the commercials any more and what they might represent rather than about the game itself. I hope next year will be a bit better but still expecting Super Bowl commercials to be anything more than puerile is ridiculous I feel.. Until then I think I am going to go find myself some Sierra Mist to drink and a grate to stand over so I can fire some liquid nitrogen off up my kilt. Sounds like fun! Don't knock until you've tried it.

2/6/2004 3:18:47 PM Christopher • Kilted Life


Utilikilts Star Status
Here are some pictures from Survivor 8 with Richard Hatch donning the utilikilt. I think this is a first large network prime time appearance for Utilikilts. Too bad it wasn't with Rupert. Oh well. It's still good publicity for Utilikilts and even though I don't mind nudity at all, at least they will keep Richard protected from the elements. <grin>

photo 1photo 2 photo 3
2/1/2004 10:56:09 AM Christopher • Kilted Life
News Blog first post
I put together this mini news blog. Whenever I hear of kilting news, I will post it here. This may be news of a new company or garment. It could also be news about a new article or possibly even an event like the upcoming Million Skirted Men event. (see side panel) Articles will also be archived soon I hope. The problem is that getting permission to repost them is difficult and links tend to die from news websites rather quickly. How I wish I could go to MSM. Alas, money has just been too tight. Hopefully with luck, this will change soon. Best wishes to all who attend. Next year, I think I'll definitely get there. Let's start out with this article on WNBC about how kilts are becoming a craze. Let's hope that's a bit exaggeration. If you find new articles, then please send them my way.
1/31/2004 11:56:51 PM Christopher • Kilted Life